TOUCH the PEARL ANNOUNCEMENT: After lengthy, protracted & painful consideration, it is with deep regret, genuine sincerity & wounded heart that Touch the Pearl have taken an unprecedented decision which we know will cause anxiety, distress & even pain to its loyal army of dedicated fans. We apologise unreservedly but, unfortunately, it is out of our control. It's to do with this Saturday's gig at the Shovels - South Shore. Folks.... we're sorry... but.. (here it comes) ..,. we're gonna have to ... TURN UP THE BASS! I know, I know!.... it's mad-crazy-bonkers - but you know what?!... it's tough doodie! If u think u can stand it, guys, splash on the All Spice ... & girls, lippy & hooker heels, please! ... then get down & dig us at the Shovels this Saturday night! (see what I did there?) ...
... 'In the beginning was the BASS.... & the BASS was GOD' (Genesis 1.i)
TOUCH the PEARL ANNOUNCEMENT:
ReplyDeleteAfter lengthy, protracted & painful consideration, it is with deep regret, genuine sincerity & wounded heart that Touch the Pearl have taken an unprecedented decision which we know will cause anxiety, distress & even pain to its loyal army of dedicated fans. We apologise unreservedly but, unfortunately, it is out of our control. It's to do with this Saturday's gig at the Shovels - South Shore. Folks.... we're sorry... but.. (here it comes) ..,. we're gonna have to ... TURN UP THE BASS!
I know, I know!.... it's mad-crazy-bonkers - but you know what?!... it's tough doodie!
If u think u can stand it, guys, splash on the All Spice ... & girls, lippy & hooker heels, please! ... then get down & dig us at the Shovels this Saturday night!
(see what I did there?) ...
... 'In the beginning was the BASS.... & the BASS was GOD' (Genesis 1.i)
Innit, tho! X